Maitre Des Morts
Date of death: 12/12/1993
Chipboard Poem
Like a morbid Emcee or Prophet of Doom
He welcomes you into the darkened room
Once the show starts he will slice your smile away
Death is a cabaret old chum, die in the cabaret
Death Certificate
The Master of Death welcomes you to the show
The audience is anxious for the blood to flow
The curtain arises and the performers take the floor
And our gracious Emcee showers the attendees in gore
Fun Facts
Name means 'Master of the Dead' in French.
Based on master of ceremonies from cabaret.
If you open his shirt there is a hole in his chest.