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Living Dead Dolls Series 7

Date of death: 8/29/1958 at 5:38pm

Cause of death: Died during plastic surgery.

Chipboard PoemEdit

Vanity - n. 1. To believe one is better than others or even better than god.
2. See Madame Dysmorphic.

Death CertificateEdit

Madame Dysmorphic was never attractive enough,
So Dr. Dedwin called her bluff.
He cut her & stitched & made so pretty,
She died on the table, oh what a pity.


  • Silver hand Mirror

Fun FactsEdit

  • Her deathdate is singer Michael Jackson's birthdate, who was still alive at the time of Vanity's release. He was known for his multiple cosmetic procedures.
  • Dysmorphia is a state of dissatisfaction with one's body image, which manifests itself in obsessively striving to improve one's appearance, either by starving i.e. anorexia, or having excessive plastic surgery, liposuction, or a sex change.
  • She is also called Pride.
  • Her coffin paper is violet, the color of pride.